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Two little pigs
Running around the farm
Two little pigs
Set about to do harm
Their bikes have returned
Dirth of the beared
Running their mouths
like people
who think they are feared.
Two little pigs
of filth and mire
Convinced none can see through
that which they conspire.
Two little pigs
hungry of fist and mouth.
Considering stealing
what will cause them to go south.
My life. My details.
I got here first.
Nary do I concern myself
with the severity of their thirst.
Dirty little humans
with foul thoughts in their head.
Greedy little piggies
like all little piggies
only end up dead.