Twilight Writing Style

I have no problem postulating a “fictional” premise that the series was actually written in the 1990s by a 17-year-old (1991) female vampire who was living in Reno, NV at the time and named Nicole. This vampyre was put under enormous physical, emotional, psychic, and psychological duress when she was forced to pen these books. Her blood was used for at least half of the first manuscript and her name and bloody thumbprints were all over it. She received zero in payment, public credit, recognition, etc. In this same “fictional” premise the credited “author” is married to a hybrid who knows nothing about his culture, is likely a masquerading human, and got the vampyre cursed by his grandmother for the death of his cousin–which he was actually responsible for. #neveragain #truthiscoming