The Drapers
I must have been in 8th grade when an announcement came over the speaker that our classmate, John Draper, had been involved in an accident. The story at school was that he was running late. Somehow he had tripped and fallen or was bumped when the bus reversed and he was ran over. I think about John every time I hear the name, John Draper.
As for the wives, you might as well have called them Betty and Veronica or Lilith and Eve (for a lack of better names).